I so do not want to be at work right now.
Terrible frustration, this: I'm working with completely brain-dead technology, and like a dream in which I cannot make myself understood, I cannot explain to anyone that we should not be using a database publishing system to do this project. Absolutely should not. Nobody should use database publishing systems unless they have a really strong need that nothing else will satisfy. Like the need to publish to several different formats.
Why is it that taking ASCII data (you know, ASCII: the stuff that people make countless tools to deal with?) and putting it in binary form is so fucking attractive? from a programmer's point of view, this is a wonderful thing. from the point of view of someone who has to WORK with the bloody things, it's a nightmare. imagine having a web site on which you cannot run a global search or a global search and replace. Where you have to remember exactly where you put all of your text.
It's completely bollixed.